11.11.05

If only I were gay…

Posted in Personal at 19:47 by Jonas

For once, I’m a little intoxicated right now, so I figure this might be a good time to post an LJ entry - might make it more interesting than usual. No promises though…

I’m going to Sweden after the weekend! This makes me happy. I’m leaving Copenhagen central station at 8 am on Monday and I’ll be in Stockholm at 1 pm. Greenpeace is paying for the trip, I’ll be installing Linux and various other crap on a bunch of laptops for their IT guy, and apparently I can sleep in their office O_o I’m looking forward to seeing how that works out. My parental units happened to have 1500 Swedish Kroner lying around, so I’m borrowing that for the trip. I don’t plan to spend a lot of it though, I’m going back again on Friday, and I’m not exactly the clubbing type. Yay for a boring but cheap lifestyle!

Not THAT boring though, in fact I’m attending a party tomorrow! Okay, so it’s just a christmas dinner with the old high school guys, but it’s better than nothing. The invitations went out by cell phone text message, and since I don’t have my own cell, I never got the message. Thus I had no idea there was going to be a party until Michael told me over MSN this Monday. That’s when I decided I needed a cell phone. Because cell phone = inclusion in social circles. And social circles = wimmin. And I happen to be in need of that right now, my love life is kinda on stand-by right now.

Told you this post would be more interesting because I’m a little drunk.

So anyway, I was a little quick on the Internet ordering, so I accidentally ordered the wrong phone from the telephone company Sonofon this Monday. It took me about half an hour to realize my mistake and send them a mail that I’d like to cancel the order. Unfortunately Danish telephone companies aren’t exactly known for their customer service, so they send me both the phone AND the complimentary subscription anyway. Idiots. Tomorrow I’m putting everything in a big envelope and sending it right back to them with a message that I’m not paying them a bloody dime, it’s not my fault they don’t check their goddamn mail. I also ordered the right phone from somewhere else and a subscription with Telmore to go with it. Telmore has to subscription fee, you just pay for how much you talk, so that’s a lot more suited for me. The sim card is already here, if I’m really lucky the phone will be delivered tomorrow so I can bring it with me to Stockholm.

Oh yeah, one last thing: Why is it that only gay people and women over 30 compliment my looks? Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind homosexuals or mature women, but being that I am a heterosexual 19-year-old, I would really appreciate some compliments from women under 20! It would be good for my self-confidence to know that I don’t have to become gay or wait 10 years to get a girlfriend (or eh… boy >_<). Anyway, I’ll just convince myself that it’s because gay people or 30-year-olds know we’re off each other’s radars, and thus they feel they can freely say what they think about me, whereas girls in the 20’s can’t be so direct. That sounds like a reasonable explanation doesn’t it? It’s a little comforting at least…

Maybe my life would be easier if I didn’t look like such a damn girl.

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