07.31.07
Jackass
This is the most fantastic insult I have ever received:
You pig-fucking black-hearted motherless goat-wanking Carpal Tunnel-inducing Anti-Christ-following horn-eating Stalin-loving Mary Mother of Christ-killing ankle-rubbing neer-do-well hooligan-marrying sewer-swimming-rat-buggering Platypus-suing pant-protesting bad-shirt-wearing glib flabby-assed hobo-climbing ant-cleaning golem-angering donkey-brained New York street punk.
But wait… there’s more:
You hideous, worthless, rank, vile, base, lowly, arduously-stupid nothing-headed fart-knocking green-blooded whore-mongering scum-sucking bottom-feeding Russian-tonsil-surgeon-biting ass-sniffing jaundiced-foot-eating pink-purse-carrying Elephant-snorting royally UNroyal toilet-purchasing cow-riding ocean-licking bully of all that is holy.
I think he spent a lot of time coming up with that, so it deserves to be shared, no? 
Boserup said,
July 31, 2007 at 13:26
OMG……who wrote that?!!….and WHY?!!!
But i must agree….i hate Platypus-suing people as well…..
The best insult i´ve ever used/recieved is from the danish comedy group “Monrad og Rislund”…..it goes: “You sodosadopedonekromasocomofogist!!” - which means….a person who has sex with dead animal children while throwing their fesis hard upon himself…..its disgusting…but its a fantastic word to remember….
Jonas said,
July 31, 2007 at 13:31
Hahah that’s not bad either, but you must admit it’s not QUITE as elaborate as Smike’s volley up there.
I earned it by persistently rejecting a piece of advice he was attempting to impress on me
EER said,
July 31, 2007 at 14:00
Wow, impressive! This must be a collector’s item, keep it in mint condition and you might be able to sell it later on
Jonas said,
July 31, 2007 at 23:17
Some day I’ll use it in a game. If Smike doesn’t beat me to it!
Smike said,
August 1, 2007 at 00:34
Jonas. You posted this in your damned BLOG. Jesus Christ.
“Platypus-suing” was my greatest moment.
Although “Russian-tonsil-surgeon-biting” is an honorable mention. And I must admit that I still have no idea what the hell “hobo-climbing ant-cleaning” means.
But yeah, it’s your insult, feel free to use it wherever or whenever you want. I got a million of’em.
Jonas said,
August 1, 2007 at 01:16
Smike, it was WORTH posting on my blog.
And it’s kind of a slow day.
Morten S. Clausen said,
February 24, 2008 at 14:12
A friend of mine once turned me into “the gypsy-king”. That was a pretty good day for insults…