I’m still recovering from Portal. Everybody’s been telling me how perfect it is since it came out, so I had really high expectations going into it. Each of my expectations was fulfilled and then exceeded. The game is funny, creepy, and at times downright hair-raising. Certain scenes made my heart race like I’d run half a marathon. It challenged my intellect, my coordination, and my reflexes, yet it was never frustrating and I never got stuck more than 5 minutes. In short it really is fantastically original and brilliantly executed and perfect on its own terms – and don’t just take it from me, take it from everybody.
And furthermore, she is watching you.

MAYBE BLACK MESA
THAT WAS A JOKE
HA HA
FAT CHANCE
There’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying ’till you run out of cake.
Finally some sense!