You there! With the camera! I hold you personally responsible for this dismal white stuff! Come in here so I can claw your face off.

Why is my territory still covered in snow? Do I look like a polar bear to you? I want to file a formal complaint. Get me the manager at once!

You people are all sissies. This place is tropical paradise compared to Mother Russia! Please to be stoppink your incessant complaints! Don't make me come in there!

Wooo, Dmitri, stop shouting at the whiners and get your stripy ass over here, dinner's served!

MUST... (om nom) EAT... (nom nom nom) TO KEEP... (nom nom) WARM...!

Durrr... too cold... to think...

Man... I love ice (slurp, slurp). It's almost like water, just... colder!

Hey Carmen... you know what's really great for getting warm? Mating. Just putting it out there.

STOP. POKING ME. I refuse to move! IT IS TOO COLD TO MOVE.

Why am I here, ankle-deep in this cold wet shit, when I could be wandering through a nice hot desert right now? May the pharaohs curse all you fucking eskimos.

Dis is not a nose. Dis is a rock. Just a regular boring rock. Noding to see here. Move along.

S-s-s-so... c-c-cold...

GOD DAMNIT WHY COPENHAGEN!? There's only ONE zoo outside of Australia that has Tasmanian Devils, and it has to be in the land of frickin' icicles and igloos!?

Do you think maybe if we stick our head in it, it'll go away?

I never thought I'd say this, but right now I'd rather be running down the savannah with a lion hanging off my ass than having to deal with this godawful snow another second.

Yeah no shit, if you gave me that choice right now, I would break out the ass-condiments without a second's hesitation, that's all I'm saying.

ARGH! Even the food has snow on it! JUST GIVE ME A SINGLE BLOODY BREAK YOU BOOFHEADS!

FUCK YES. I'm loving it!