As Pink

The Story of
the Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit With an Even Cuter Pink Tie

Once upon a time, there was a Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit With An Even Cuter Pink Tie™, called Bobovitch® (or Bobo® for short). One day when she was out collecting pink flowers in The Wonderful Little Green Garden™, an Evil Man® came by. The Evil Man® had an Almost as Evil Knife® with him. With his Almost as Evil Knife®, he usually cut apples. He cut these apples in half with his Almost as Evil Knife®, and sold them to the Big Nigga With Dark Sunglasses® back in Caek™ town, in Sponge™ County, to get some Coin®. However, today, he was just in the mood for a lovely meat dinner (with wine, of course – he was evil, not uncultured).

The Evil Man® attempted to sneak up on the poor Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit With An Even Cuter Pink Tie™, and strike her unconscious with a Bottle of Mineral Water™. However, he didn’t succeed, and thus, the Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit With An Even Cuter Pink Tie™ fled, and was chased around The Wonderful Little Green Garden™ for nearly half an hour by the Evil Man®, who had taken out his Matches of DOOM™, and was trying to set her Even Cuter Pink Tie™ on fire. The Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit With An Even Cuter Pink Tie™ was growing tired, and eventually he caught up with her as she tripped over a book lying in The Wonderful Little Green Garden™. She barely dodged his Murderous Scissors®, but he managed to cut of her Even Cuter Pink Tie™!

He grabbed her Even Cuter Pink Tie™ and put her Even Cuter Pink Tie™ in his Prison Vase of Entrapment™. In the meantime, the Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit Who Had Lost Her Even Cuter Pink Tie™ had successfully escaped to the Cute Little Pink Hat™, where she lived. Here, she found her Wristwatch of Cuteliness™ and her Mug of Infinite Freedom™, and was readily off to redeem her Even Cuter Pink Tie™.

When the Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit Who Had Lost Her Even Cuter Pink Tie™ arrived at the Evil Gloomy Hut™ where the Evil Man® lived, she found that he had already prepared the cruel and uttely gruesome DEATH of her Even Cuter Pink Tie™, which he was planning to MURDER with his Evil Glove of Death, Doom, and General Destruction™. She charged her Wristwatch of Cuteliness™ with a full load pure Cuteliness®, and aimed it carefully at the Evil Man®. As the huge, powerful blast of Cuteliness® hit him, he failed his dex saving-throw and dropped his Evil Glove of Death, Doom, and General Destruction™ on the ground, causing it to activate and spontaneously kill George W. Bush®©™. Then the Evil Man® ran back into his Evil Gloomy Hut™ to seek shelter.

The Little Cute Bunny-Rabbit Who Had Lost Her Even Cuter Pink Tie™ now used her Mug of Infinite Freedom™ on the Prison Vase of Entrapment™, blasting the Evil Creation™ out of existance, and – as a nice side effect – freeing her Even Cuter Pink Tie™, ascending the ranks to become the Cutest Bunny-Rabbit In The Whole Wide World (WWW) With A Really, Really Cute Pink Tie™.